Top ten reasons to go to the show

It’s Dave’s (okay not that Dave’s) Top Ten:
Ten reasons we still love going to a trade show:

10. Don’t have to call wife to tell her you’re going out after work.

9. Beer and dinner on the company tab.

8. Unlimited gossiping.

7. Hot tub at the hotel.

6. Tschotchke collecting (this year: sunglass case, free beer, an orange and, of course, pens & bags).

5. Good discussions that solve every problem at our company and will make us #1.

4. Free continental breakfast (while getting per-diem for meals).

3. Sleeping in and walking to work (show starts at 10).

2. Knocking off 11 chapters of a good book (HP & The Order of the Phoenix).

1. Letting other people at the home office do all your work for a change.