Web advertising
Okay, I don’t advertise with banners or pop-ups, but I certainly suffer them like everyone else. This explains the current trend of pop-ups and how they affect site-owners running them.
This is a hysterical “Daily Sucker” from Web Sites that Suck!
HUMMEL CROTON INC. LINK TO HCI WEBPAGE
Very rare for me to laugh out loud at my PC!. This was my fave:
USE “BROWSER” OR SECONDARY MOUSE KEY TO RETURN TO PREVIOUS ENTRY PANEL
[GO] TO THE PREVIOUSLY VIEWED PAGE!
[GO] TO THE THE VERY BEGINNING OF WEBPAGE!
[GO] TO THE THE MAIN WEBPAGE!
Well, at least he understands that viewers need *alternate navigation paths*.
Old school or new school
Got another call from GlobalSpec to get listed at their site. I’ve told her repeatedly that their service comes after we consider our future with Thomas Register and their big green books. I’m not too excited about TR, but I need some convincing that something else will be better. Since the web has started I’ve seen various web services come and go. I’ve only been happy with Google and Overture advertising because you are paying for what you are getting, and you are in control.
I am currently trying out Business.com on a per click basis. The activity is higher than I would expect. GlobalSpec’s flat fee makes it a harder decision to make and/or justify. Still, B2B websites need a killer-app (think viral) to pull people like me in.
Trade publication directories antiquated
Took care of responding to two “free directory listing” requests from two publications. Neither show any real attempt at streamlining the process. One from Laurin Publishing has a whole thick booklet to go through and manually check-off each category you want your company listed under. At least my sign-up form was pre-filled out making my job easier.
The other request came via email and I responded to it in the same way. The email came from the publication’s adminstrative assistant as a Word attachment. They can’t even rip a PDF for a broadcast email, even though I get regular professional snail-mailings from them. I had to then manually type in my responses in a normal email, as the Word file wasn’t set-up to fill-in the blanks. I could have ripped a quick Frontpage form to do what they want in 15 minutes. It would save all the answers in a table ready for import into their database. Geez!
Received mailing from a local direct-mail house offering a seminar on their services, with guest speaker from the Post Office. Our tax dollars at work for someone else, I guess. No URL on the oversize postcard. That’s a pet peeve of mine–no URL, no interest from me.
Friday’s links
The Dialectizer
Humorous translation tool.
Try this on your competitors’ websites for a real laugh.
Web Pages That Suck
Blog of bad websites. Some really horrible! Good comments from visitors, too.
Directory day
Had the new Thomas Register rep come in to pitch the “big green books”. We’ve always advertised in these, but the Internet certainly diminishes their value.
Also had the Ameritech “Industrial Directory” salesman in. This book competes with Thomas Regional directories (which we don’t use). Their directory looks just like a Yellow Pages, but is comprehensive for the state of Michigan.
How many people still use paper directories to find vendors these days????
Top-10 Guidelines for Homepage Usability (Alertbox May 2002)
This article from Jakob Neilson is great. He really knows what his is talking about, and makes it all look so simple. I wonder if he has ever started a web page from scrap, just to see how hard it is.
Their design guide starts here:
Cool Home Page Commandments
There are seven “lessons” along the left side of the page worth reading up on.
Friday’s cool links
Maybe I can make this a tradition?
First, the favorite of my wife and I:
OwlCam for May 9th
And an extreme (obsessive, funny) site:
World RPS Society